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Since he’s primarily a fan of carb-laden processed foods, Jacob likes to go to his local farmer’s market and mock the other shoppers for their organic, locally grown produce purchases. He also enjoys writing novels, practicing his banjo and stargazing in his spare time.

Dimensions: 23.5" (H) x 13" (W)


Arvin the Fifth

Hailing from a long lineage of semi-famous Arvins, Arvin the Fifth is proud to make his mark as a minor celebrity in the dog show freestyle dance circuit, where he performs alongside his cocker spaniel Skittles. Arvin also enjoys map-making, historical studies and baking.

Dimensions: 22" (H) x 15" (W)


Pelican II

Pelican II is obsessed with proper grammar and likes to correct errors she finds in her local newspapers. She enjoys wearing a galosh while splashing in puddles, practicing her choreographed kite dancing and eating Neapolitan ice cream because it's too hard to make decisions. Pelican II aspires to one day be a toll booth operator.

Dimensions: 22.5" (H) x 16" (W)



Brownie Flash

Even though blue is his favorite color, Brownie Flash likes his name because it makes him seem fast. He spends his free time studying molecular medicine and neurobiology and hopes to someday be able to practice medicine. He likes pickling vegetables, mall walking and linguistics.

Dimensions: 25" (H) x 12" (W)




Lately, Admiral has been drinking protein shakes to try to bulk up. He also purchased an Ab Belt and a set of Shake Weights to aid in his efforts to look good for the ladies, as his ultimate goal is to one day attend a prom. When he's not working out, you'll find Admiral adding to his spoon collection, using the Internet to find various petitions to sign or walking his toy poodle named Roxy.

Dimensions: 19" (H) x 7" (W) 



J.F.D. spends his spare time adding to his needlepoint pillow collection. He likes filing paperwork, visiting arboretums and grabbing a cup of coffee while quietly reading the newspaper. He likes to think that J.F.D. stands for “Jedi Fighting Droid.”

Dimensions: 27" (H) x 9.5" (W)


Volt-Ohmyst II

Volt-Ohmyst II enjoys playing jacks with the neighborhood children, collecting vintage stonewear pieces and studying advanced rocketry. His latest fascination has been to figure out what's so great about Miracle Socks.

Dimensions: 20" (H) x 14" (W)



Dremel loves studying his favorite subjects, chemical physics and evolutionary biology, and dreams of being a published author in science journals. When his nose isn't in the books, you'll usually find Dremel exercising on his Stairclimber, watching his bug zapper in action or shopping on eBay to add to his tea kettle collection.




A natural mathematician, Hauptmann is a distinguished member of the American Mathematical Society, lauded for his papers on field theory, reciprocity, laws and ring theory. In his spare time, he enjoys listening to disco music, gardening and collecting crocheted doilies to display around his home.


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