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Cudahy

Cudahy’s favorite thing to do is attend mystery dinner theaters. He makes it his mission to solve the mysteries before any of the other patrons and to make it very well known to the others that he knew who the killer was all along. He enjoys collecting marbles, studying UFO sightings and is presently learning to play the bongos.

Dimensions: 17” (H) x 12.5” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Mr. Singer

Mr. Singer is a closet boy-band addict, practicing dance moves and lip-syncing in front of his mirror from time to time. He incessantly falls for advertising and telemarketing gimmicks, thinks all-hours sunglasses are a viable personal accessory and wants to learn how to use ninja throwing stars for self-defense.

Dimensions: 26” (H) x 19” (W)

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Osterizer

Osterizer is delighted with her prized pinecone collection, carefully cleaning and archiving each of her treasured finds. She has a creative side as well, making elaborate popsicle stick art pieces for later exhibition in her living room. Osterizer has a Jetsons lunch box and eats out of it each and every day, even when dining at home.

Dimensions: 12" (H) x 9" (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Western

Western, a unicorn fanatic, has posters and figurines representing her favorite mythical creatures. One of her favorite hobbies is experimenting with the many uses of Silly Putty. She also enjoys studying fruit flies, collecting 8-tracks and giving free haircuts to her friends.

Dimensions: 24” (H) x 16” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Vault

Vault takes personal security very seriously, often locking up all of his belongings when he’s on the go. He enjoys studying coordinate geometry, biotechnology and force fields. For fun, he’s taken up papercraft projects, putting together all sorts of paper sculptures that he later unfolds and stores in his vault for safe-keeping.

Dimensions: 15.5” (H) x 8” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

London Dock

Even though he was made in the USA, London Dock refuses to accept it. He speaks in a faux British accent, enjoys sipping tea throughout the day and adds extraneous U’s into as many words as possible. He dreams of returning to his artificial homeland one day.

Dimensions: 14” (H) x 8” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Horace

Horace, a political zealot, is currently memorizing the credentials of each member in the United States House of Representatives. When not studying, he’s usually found at home on his couch glued to hours of C-SPAN on television while eating pieces of plain unbuttered toast. On Horace’s wish list is a leather jacket, which he thinks will help him look tougher around his friends.

Dimensions: 24.5” (H) x 16” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Dale

Dale, a frugal fellow, enjoys hitting up garage sales and collecting expired coupons. He keeps to himself as he tinkers with broken electronics, sometimes getting them to work by hitting them in just the right place. Dale often thinks there’s nothing better in life than to smoke a pipe and go fishing for catfish.

Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 19” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Time-O-Lite II

Time-O-Lite II has been studying like crazy for the local geography bee, trying to do better than last year’s third place ranking. He has an obsession with pureed carrots, as he knows they will help his night vision abilities, and an unnatural fear of turtles.

Dimensions: 20.5” (H) x 10.5” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Dickson

Dickson, a serious thespian, enjoys collecting old play books and black and white film reels when he’s not performing his famous one-man monologue on stage. In his free time, he studies the art of finger painting with his favorite colors, khaki and tan.

Dimensions: 15” (H) x 8.5” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Mirro

Mirro, a coin-collecting enthusiast, is currently attempting to fill up his entire state quarters map. He enjoys listening to disco music, tending to his Chia pet and studying algebra. His latest project finds him trying to master the powers of telekinesis.

Dimensions: 12” (H) x 10” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Singer

Because she considers herself quite crafty, Singer can usually be found creating some sort of sewn or knitted art project, adding to her extensive button collection or trying thimbles on for size. Her latest infatuation is with her new Bowdabra bow maker, which she recently bought off of the Home Shopping Network.

Dimensions: 14” (H) x 6.5” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Thornton

A friendly character, Thornton is always seen exchanging neighborly greetings with everyone he comes in contact with. In his younger years, he lettered in theatre, and to this day still proudly wears his letter jacket from time to time. Lately, Thornton is becoming quite interested in NASCAR racing and would like to save up to attend his first race.

Dimensions: 10.5” (H) x 5.5” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Odds & Ends

A collector at heart, Odds & Ends is sometimes considered a hoarder as he’s never thrown a single thing away. Some of his favorite collections include his prized polished stones, his garden gnomes and a lovely series of velvet paintings.

Dimensions: 19” (H) x 9” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

Fairchild

Fairchild likes to think he has energy-sourcing and telepathy superpowers. He’s interested in pursuing time travel and lately has been reading up quite a bit on the subject. When he was younger, he was president of an A/V club and to this day still brags about his outstanding leadership skills.

Dimensions: 24.5” (H) x 8” (W)

Unfortunately, this item has been sold.

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