Sentinel enjoys speed reading, actively participating in geometry club and collecting gems and minerals. He considers himself quite the birder and is currently studying the flight patterns of Norwegian white geese.

Dimensions: 12.5" (H) x 6" (W)

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J.V.B. mostly spends his time scouring the Internet for additions to his famous scientists bobblehead collection. He also enjoys puppetry, presidential history and textile weaving. He recently put on a pair of protective shoulder pads and now vows to never take them off.

Dimensions: 18" (H) x 10" (W)

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Claude enjoys transmitting electromagnetic waves to his friends in other locations. He’s an avid crafter, often making projects involving macrame and other forms of textiles, and has recently gotten into pottery painting. Claude would someday like to travel the world visiting roadside attractions in every country.

Dimensions: 14" (H) x 6" (W)

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Bersted loves wheeling himself around, visiting roadside attractions on his road trips to each of the presidential libraries. When not vacationing, he enjoys quilting, playing checkers and brewing homemade root beer.

Dimensions: 15.5" (H) x 11.5" (W)

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Sharp loves making and eating various confections but tries to pace himself so as not to gain too much weight in his midsection. He enjoys reading self-help advice columns, crashing weddings and collecting souvenirs from road-side convenience stores.

Dimensions: 9.5" (H) x 10" (W)

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Model 159

Model 159 prides himself on being a successful literary theorist. He also likes playing badminton, snacking on jelly beans and helping others with their personal finances. In the evenings, he enjoys kicking back and relaxing with a nice jigsaw puzzle.

Dimensions: 19.5" (H) x 11" (W)

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Norma + Clarence

Avid birdwatchers, Norma and Clarence spent last winter studying the migratory patterns of white-crowned sparrows. Recently, the couple accidentally took a bird expedition to a Hooters restaurant and were quite stunned by what they discovered. When they aren't out birding, Norma and Clarence enjoy participating in Gettysburg reenactments, creating fake fruit centerpieces and spending afternoons at Jamba Juice.

Dimensions: Norma: 14" (H) x 7.5" (W) and Clarence: 13" (H) x 6" (W)


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Small yet mighty, CB spends his time practicing his mixed martial arts moves. He also likes finger painting, insect identification, styling his hair and Chinese food buffets. He has a fascination with Napoleon and reads up on his favorite historical character quite often.

Dimensions: 12" (H) x 4.5" (W)


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Oxo enjoys studying computational biology and quantum electrodynamics. He's a big fan of temporary tattoos, pillow forts and watching Hogan's Heroes reruns. He's an avid jaywalker and often loiters when it is expressly prohibited.

Dimensions: 11.5" (H) x 3.5" (W)

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Last year, Argus made a New Year's resolution to eat at least one Taco Bell Doritos taco each ay. So far, he's been able to keep his goal completely intact. He enjoys country line dancing, making prank calls and playing horseshoes. He's not a fan of housework, particularly dusting, and will go out of his way to avoid it.

Dimensions: 14" (H) x 5.5" (W)


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Miss Tea

Miss Tea has been spending a lot of time lately studying English and American literature and applied mathematics. She's a renowned violinist, sings hairbrush karaoke and dreams of someday purchasing her very own cotton candy maker.

Dimensions: 17.5" (H) x 10" (W)

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Simpson gets a kick out of labor economics and social statistics and spends much of his free time reading up on the subject. He's a big fan of timeliness, fireworks, leg warmers and alphabetizing paperwork. His latest pet project has involved creating a small-scale version of the White House for his gerbil, Nubbins.

Dimensions: 10.5" (H) x 10" (W) when seated


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Cain has recently come out of the pantry and doesn't like to think of himself as dated, but instead prefers the term distinguished. He's obsessed with watching the Home Shopping Channel and has recently ordered Sauna Pants, the Suzanne Somers Total Thigh Trainer and Strutz cushioned arch supports. He's extremely proud of his decorative jetpack and hopes to someday be able to afford a real working one.

Dimensions: 15.5" (H) x 7" (W)

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Waveform is extremely proud of his teeth, brushing multiple times a day with sensitive toothpaste and his Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. He's also currently saving up for his very own gold-plated mouth grill. When he's not obsessing over his winning smile, he enjoys using a stopwatch to time how long everything takes, likes playing Candy Land and has been researching folklore and mythology.

Dimensions: 22" (H) x 15" (W)

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Ohms enjoys studying plant breeding and genetics and hopes to someday create the next superfood craze. He also likes creating toothpick sculptures, bookmaking and visiting outlet malls. In his spare time, he spends hours looking at kitten pictures on the Internet.

Dimensions: 26" (H) x 11.5" (W)


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Woodward Schumacher

Woodward Schumacher believes he has an ear for languages and is currently practicing both Finnish and Afrikaans. He enjoys crocheted doilies, likes to play Scrabble and has recently become obsessed with his new metal detector.

Dimensions: 16.5" (H) x 16.5" (W)

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A self-described health nut, you’ll often Whitman preaching the many benefits of a fiber-filled diet. He also likes non-fiction literature, creating his own wooden cabinetry and collecting vintage bowties.

Dimensions: 12" (H) x 10" (W)

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Wheatie believes in the power of a delicious, wholesome breakfast to get the day started off right. He likes orchestral music, Congressional hearings and writing short stories and poems.

Dimensions: 15.5" (H) x 7.5" (W)

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Weston II

Weston II loves documentary movies and is planning to one day produce and direct his own about the lifecycles of anise swallowtail butterflies. He enjoys meteorology, critiquing political debates and exercising.

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An avid baker, Sweetie spends a lot of her free time creating recipes for cookies, cakes, cupcakes, breads and rolls. She loves learning about outer space and planetary alignments, practices rocketry and collects old telephones.

Dimensions: 19" (H) x 9" (W)

Sorry, this robot is adopted.

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