Nerdbots

Oxo

Oxo enjoys studying computational biology and quantum electrodynamics. He's a big fan of temporary tattoos, pillow forts and watching Hogan's Heroes reruns. He's an avid jaywalker and often loiters when it is expressly prohibited.

Dimensions: 11.5" (H) x 3.5" (W)

Waveform

Waveform is extremely proud of his teeth, brushing multiple times a day with sensitive toothpaste and his Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. He's also currently saving up for his very own gold-plated mouth grill. When he's not obsessing over his winning smile, he enjoys using a stopwatch to time how long everything takes, likes playing Candy Land and has been researching folklore and mythology.

Dimensions: 22" (H) x 15" (W)

Wheatie

Wheatie believes in the power of a delicious, wholesome breakfast to get the day started off right. He likes orchestral music, Congressional hearings and writing short stories and poems.

Dimensions: 15.5" (H) x 7.5" (W)

Weston II

Weston II loves documentary movies and is planning to one day produce and direct his own about the lifecycles of anise swallowtail butterflies. He enjoys meteorology, critiquing political debates and exercising.

Sweetie

An avid baker, Sweetie spends a lot of her free time creating recipes for cookies, cakes, cupcakes, breads and rolls. She loves learning about outer space and planetary alignments, practices rocketry and collects old telephones.

Dimensions: 19" (H) x 9" (W)

Kink

Lately, Kink has become obsessed with garden mazes and is fixated on creating a backyard labyrinth out of rows of hedges. When he’s not outdoors utilizing his green thumb, he likes vacuuming the floors, collecting turn of the century pottery and studying geography.

Dimensions: 22" (H) x 12" (W)

Howel-Ronset

Howel-Ronset is a big fan of poetry, often spending his time studying rhyme, alliteration and assonance. His favorite type of poetry is the nursery rhyme, and he writes in anapestic tetrameter as much as possible. Howel-Ronset also enjoys decorative candlemaking and collecting cereal boxes. 

Dimensions: 24" (H) x 13" (W)

Greasley

A comic book fan, Greasley has recently taken to creating his own strip which he publishes on various fan sites, tentatively waiting for his big break. He enjoys collecting fossils, listening to smooth jazz and learning about dinosaurs.

Dimensions: 21" (H) x 15" (W)

Gertsch

Gertsch is obsessed with deli sandwiches and is currently on a quest to make the world’s most delicious pastrami on rye. He loves the TV show “The Jetsons” and has watched every episode many times. His latest hobby has been to collect and catalog the many different generations of monarch butterflies.

Flour

Flour loves entertaining guests, as demonstrated by her vast tablecloth and placemat collection. She enjoys growing fruit trees, studying geographical coordinates and fantasizes about someday working in an information data center.

Dimensions: 22.5" (H) x 14.5" (W)

Arkay

Arkay is a big science fanatic, pursuing knowledge in the realm of physics, chemistry, geology and biology. He also enjoys knitting, making his own homemade jams and jellies and has lately been practicing the art of fencing. 

Dimensions: 19" (H) x 15" (W)

Ansco

Ansco likes reading about parasites and the pathology and characteristics associated with them. He enjoys sitting in saunas with strangers, is fascinated by marionettes and loves taking care of his banking.

Dimensions: 22.5" (H) x 7" (W)

Vic

Vic spends a lot of his free time geocaching out in the wilderness. His current goal is to find a geocache in each US state on the continent. He also enjoys reading science fiction novels, adding to his vintage stamp collection and throwing themed parties.

Dimensions: 10.5" (H) x 8" (W)

Marge

Marge loves braiding hair, often practicing on her acquaintances. She’s a big fan of leg warmers, collects feathers and dreams of one day creating a butterfly garden. 

Dimensions: 12" (H) x 12.5" (W)

Beam

Beam is obsessed with collecting glow sticks in every shape and size. He loves books on tape, wears a pedometer everywhere he goes and really wishes he had a job.

Dimensions: 7.5" (H) x 9" (W) when seated

Truetone

Mostly solitary and nocturnal, Truetone enjoys getting out at night to for long nature walks. He enjoys studying entomology, comparing his wing span to that of those around him and reading up on the science behind modern aviation. 

Dimensions: 6.5" (H) x 5" (W)

Luxor IV

Luxor IV is nothing if not punctual. He loves playing checkers, reading about scientific philosophies and making clothes for his pet gerbil. His weakness is lollipops and will do almost anything for one.

Dimensions: 11.5" (H) x 6" (W)

Coffee + Sugar

Coffee and Sugar love competing in square dancing competitions together, often taking home top honors and adding to their extensive trophy case. They love making things with the Bacon Genie that they ordered from an infomercial, finishing each other's sentences and staying up late into the night sipping coffee over great conversation.

Dimensions: Coffee: 15.5" (H) x 7" (W) and Sugar: 17" (H) x 9" (W)

Exit II

Exit II spends most of his time studying the migratory patterns of various bird species. When he's not out birding, he enjoys admiring his lunchbox collection, using his leg massager and checking email.

Dimensions: 27.5" (H) x 19" (W)

Budelman

Budelman's dream is to one day practice dentistry professionally. When he's not reading up on the latest in cavity protection, he's usually watching his Bob Hope video collection, playing pinball or coming up with a master list of great conversation starters.

Dimensions: 24" (H) x 9.5" (W)