Nerdbots

Horace

Horace, a political zealot, is currently memorizing the credentials of each member in the United States House of Representatives. When not studying, he’s usually found at home on his couch glued to hours of C-SPAN on television while eating pieces of plain unbuttered toast. On Horace’s wish list is a leather jacket, which he thinks will help him look tougher around his friends.

Dimensions: 24.5” (H) x 16” (W)

Dale

Dale, a frugal fellow, enjoys hitting up garage sales and collecting expired coupons. He keeps to himself as he tinkers with broken electronics, sometimes getting them to work by hitting them in just the right place. Dale often thinks there’s nothing better in life than to smoke a pipe and go fishing for catfish.

Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 19” (W)

Singer

Because she considers herself quite crafty, Singer can usually be found creating some sort of sewn or knitted art project, adding to her extensive button collection or trying thimbles on for size. Her latest infatuation is with her new Bowdabra bow maker, which she recently bought off of the Home Shopping Network.

Dimensions: 14” (H) x 6.5” (W)

Odds & Ends

A collector at heart, Odds & Ends is sometimes considered a hoarder as he’s never thrown a single thing away. Some of his favorite collections include his prized polished stones, his garden gnomes and a lovely series of velvet paintings.

Dimensions: 19” (H) x 9” (W)

Fairchild

Fairchild likes to think he has energy-sourcing and telepathy superpowers. He’s interested in pursuing time travel and lately has been reading up quite a bit on the subject. When he was younger, he was president of an A/V club and to this day still brags about his outstanding leadership skills.

Dimensions: 24.5” (H) x 8” (W)

Cincinnati

Cincinnati is always on time to appointments and sticks to a very rigid schedule. In his free time, he likes to solve scientific mysteries and explore the infinite world of numbers. Although outwardly confident, Cincinnati is secretly ashamed of his male pattern baldness.

King Leo

Although his title is impressive, King Leo has no active duties or responsibilities over any sovereign land. He enjoys eating Twizzlers candy, collecting cassette tapes and journaling his feelings. Leo’s idol is Alex Trebek, and someday he would like to make an appearance on Jeopardy!

Dimensions: 16” (H) x 9” (W)

Vita-Mix

Vita-Mix thoroughly enjoys doing complex calculations on his 1MB Macintosh. He’s a big fan of educational public television, tying nautical knots and writing folk tunes. Although he enjoys getting out and about for nice, long drives in the car, Vita-Mix never leaves home without his inhaler.

General Electric

General Electric often spends his days tapping his fingers together while planning his next hostile world takeover. He likes to study linguistics and has actually created his own language. Someday he would like to visit the “Star Trek Experience” in Las Vegas.

Dimensions: 21.5” (H) x 11” (W)

Weston

A big fan of bingo, you’ll often find Weston dotting ten or more cards at a time at his local bingo hall. In his spare time, he enjoys playing the bassoon because of the challenge a double reed presents. He also has a special place in his heart for lava lamps, hair bands and suspenders, in no particular order.

Dimensions: 17” (H) x 12” (W)

Captain Simpson

Captain Simpson enjoys all general aviation activities, including flying, studying flight statistics and reading up on aviation history. He also takes great pleasure in lima beans, dissection and probability plot graphs.

Dimensions: 19” (H) x 10” (W)

Farlig

Farlig is really excited to try out the handmade lightsaber he recently finished, just as soon as he can find someone to duel with him. He was a member of his high school marching band, likes to draw maps and enjoys studying ancient Mesopotamia.

Dimensions: 12.5” (H) x 8” (W)

Boston

Boston enjoys studying genetic algorithms and polymorphism in his free time. Lately he’s been reading quite a bit about hypnotism and is excited to try it out on his first unsuspecting target. He’s obsessed with office supplies, particularly wooden pencils, and will sharpen just about anything that comes within eye contact.

Dimensions: 14.5” (H) x 8” (W)

Laurel

Laurel enjoys sing-along musicals and studying Shakespeare’s various histories. For fun, she travels the state participating in choreographed yo-yo competitions. She has an obsession with peaches and would like to have a pair of clip-on earrings.

Dimensions: 23.5” (H) x 11” (W)

The Button

The Button’s favorite movie is Kindergarten Cop, which he watches at least once a week. He collects Coca Cola memorabilia, sews his own quilts and enjoys taking nature hikes. He’s deathly afraid of mimes and likes to carry Mace with him to protect himself against unwanted miming.

Dimensions: 17” (H) x 11” (W)