Nerdbots

Exide

Obsessed with his dayplanner, Exide keeps track of every one of his daily activities. For fun, he does homework out of textbooks he purchased at a yard sale. He also thoroughly enjoys putting together jigsaw puzzles. Exide’s favorite food is waffles with ice cream.

Dimensions: 22” (H) x 20.5” (W)

Hilti

Hilti spends a lot of time reading self-help books and watching Dr. Phil reruns. He enjoys playing dominoes, reading the classifieds and creating Lite Brite art. When nervous, he’s been known to sometimes eat Chapstick as a light snack.

Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 9” (W)

Oddmund

Completely obsessed with ornithology, Oddmund cannot hide his enthusiasm for professional birding. He loves argyle socks, making shadow puppets and has a strange fascination with toothpaste. He’s currently working towards collecting spoons from all 50 states.

Dimensions: 9.5” (H) x 11” (W)

Ol' Blue

A botany hobbyist, Ol’ Blue spends much of his spare time studying the classification, structure and functions of plant life. He’s a huge fan of photosynthesis and likes to discuss it with friends as often as possible. Ol’ Blue’s prized possession is his Rubik’s cube, which he has yet to solve.

Dimensions: 26.5” (H) x 12” (W)

Sanitizor

Personal hygiene is very important to Sanitizor, so much so that he’s been known to disinfect himself daily. For fun, he collects troll dolls, draws caricatures and enjoys doing taxes. Sanitizor’s favorite food is Macadamia integrifolia, also known as the macadamia nut.

Dimensions: 26.5” (H) x 21” (W)

Gong

Gong is obsessed with bubble wrap and will pop every last bubble that he comes in contact with. He enjoys graph paper and graphing calculators and is currently saving up to buy himself the Texas Instruments TI-92. He dreams of visiting the International Space Station one day.

Walkie and Talkie, the Twins

The twins, Walkie and Talkie, enjoy making forts out of old boxes and practicing volcano experiments. They spend a lot of time arguing over the merits of kung fu versus karate and about which zombie movie is the best one ever made. Although Walkie is much better at Minesweeper, Talkie is always quick to point out that he usually wins at Monopoly.

Dimensions: Walkie: 16.5” (H) x 6” (W) and Talkie: 16.5” (H) x 5.5” (W)

R.B. Rice

R.B. Rice prefers to always stand at-the-ready so he will never be caught off-guard by anyone. He enjoys broadcasting on his own ham radio frequency modulation and is currently teaching himself Morse code. R.B. Rice’s favorite thing to do is to curl up with a good book and a can of Spam.

Dimensions: 15.5” (H) x 17.25” (W)

Odds & Ends

A collector at heart, Odds & Ends is sometimes considered a hoarder as he’s never thrown a single thing away. Some of his favorite collections include his prized polished stones, his garden gnomes and a lovely series of velvet paintings.

Dimensions: 19” (H) x 9” (W)

Osterizer

Osterizer is delighted with her prized pinecone collection, carefully cleaning and archiving each of her treasured finds. She has a creative side as well, making elaborate popsicle stick art pieces for later exhibition in her living room. Osterizer has a Jetsons lunch box and eats out of it each and every day, even when dining at home.

Dimensions: 12" (H) x 9" (W)

Mr. Singer

Mr. Singer is a closet boy-band addict, practicing dance moves and lip-syncing in front of his mirror from time to time. He incessantly falls for advertising and telemarketing gimmicks, thinks all-hours sunglasses are a viable personal accessory and wants to learn how to use ninja throwing stars for self-defense.

Dimensions: 26” (H) x 19” (W)

Time-O-Lite III

Time-O-Lite III is obsessed with learning tongue twisters and showing off his quick wit at dinner parties. He likes omelettes, Chinese checkers and plastic yard flamingos and is currently learning needlepoint.

Dimensions: 15.5” (H) x 10” (W)

Calrad

Calrad spends most of his time crafting RC battle tanks for competition. He also enjoys playing mah-jongg, reading scientific literature and watching The Andy Griffith Show reruns.

Dimensions: 16” (H) x 6.5” (W)

Channel Master

Channel Master is fluent in several programming languages and spends his days researching code and information technology. He’s thinking of buying the Suzanne Somers ThighMaster Toning System so he can multitask while sitting in front of his computer screen. Because he’s a music lover, Channel Master often enjoys putting up his antenna and catching a few tunes.

Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 12.5” (W)

Deputy Donut

When he’s not on the job, Deputy Donut enjoys listening to his police scanner and incorporating police 10-codes into his daily conversation. He also likes making up unnecessary undercover missions, practicing his Taser aim and of course partaking in a good apple fritter, cream-filled Long John or bear claw from time to time.

Dimensions: 18” (H) x 9” (W)