Our Favorites
Arvin
Arvin likes chess, ballroom dancing and collecting Precious Moments figurines. Most days, you won’t catch him outdoors. He’s terrified of mosquitoes and his fair outer shell burns easily.
Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 18” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Eico
When Eico isn’t constructing detailed conspiracy theories, he’s probably listening to one of his many books on tape about his favorite topic, dinosaurs. He also creates and flies kites, collects historical maps and makes beautiful macaroni art.
Dimensions: 18.5” (H) x 8” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Madge
Madge is a square dancing enthusiast and friendship bracelet addict. She also likes collecting miniatures, making dreamweavers and reading library books, which are always faithfully returned on time. Madge loves playing Chinese checkers and has an unhealthy fear of raisins.
Dimensions: 17.75” (H) x 8” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Viso-Analyzer
Viso-Analyzer is a big fan of ray guns and other laser weapon technology. He attends Star Wars conventions, which he later critiques on various Star Wars message boards under the avatar “Obi-Wan Roboti.” He likes karaoke, making balloon animals and eating pancakes.
Dimensions: 17” (H) x 7.5” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Klorg
Klorg has a passion for pom-poms and isn’t afraid to show it. He also enjoys calligraphy, canned cheese and wax museums. He’s currently saving up to send himself to space camp where he can immerse himself in a week of rocketry, telescopes and planetariums.
Dimensions: 26.5” (H) x 7” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Kit
Boasting merit badges in emergency preparedness, citizenship, personal fitness and wilderness survival, Kit strives for service unto others. On his days off, he often competes in paper airplane flying contests, practices basket weaving and collects pistachios that resemble presidents. His prized possession is his pet turtle named Archibald, which he fondly feeds carrots, grapes, celery and Altoids.
Dimensions: 18” (H) x 7.5” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Drip
Drip, a gargoyle fanatic, maintains a large collection of gargoyles, dragons and other assorted griffons. He loves reading about quantum mechanics, playing Chutes and Ladders, and creating stained glass artwork. Although he considers himself a man’s man, Drip isn’t ashamed to get a nice manicure from time to time.
Dimensions: 19.5” (H) x 13” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Hootimer
A self-declared know-it-all, Hootimer claims to, in fact, be the only living soul to know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. He’s a nocturnal creature and is often up at all hours of the night reading about the history of arrowhead collection in North America. He has an obsession with Velcro shoes and believes hummingbirds are completely overrated.
Dimensions: 9.5” (H) x 7” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Myra
Myra gets a kick out of Powerpoint presentations, particularly those filled with large amounts of clipart. She enjoys braiding hair and likes to play tennis in her free time. A notoriously picky eater, Myra won’t eat anything unless it’s covered in rainbow sprinkles.
Dimensions: 15.5” (H) x 12” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Colt
For the life of him, Colt can’t figure out how to use zippers and gets incredibly frustrated when it comes to chopsticks. In his free time, he enjoys painting ceramics and polishing his collection of gems and minerals. He’s currently studying mollusks and dreams of one day traveling the country giving lectures on the topic.
Dimensions: 15” (H) x 11.5” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Ingrid
Ingrid, a caffeine addict, enjoys her daily cup of joe with a side of Fig Newtons, her favorite food. Her hobbies include making paper dolls, dressing up dogs and studying normative economics. Although it’s quite time consuming, Ingrid proudly leads her local chapter of the Junior Kiwanis Club.
Dimensions: 17” (H) x 8” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Farm Master
As a proud member of Mensa, Farm Master has always wanted to get a tattoo of his IQ. He enjoys studying just about anything he can get his hands on, particularly forestry, molecules and windmills. Farm Master’s favorite color is plaid and says the only food he could never live without is porridge.
Dimensions: 17.5” (H) x 11” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Adjust-A-Volt
Adjust-A-Volt enjoys making tie-dye outfits for his friends and family and sports them quite regularly himself. In his spare time, he keeps occupied by studying alien abductions and training his hamsters to ride bikes and unicycles. He would like a pair of goggles to wear over his eyeglasses to keep them from getting scratched in his training sessions.
Dimensions: 17” (H) x 10” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Uneeda
Uneeda enjoys darning socks and making lovely fake floral arrangements. She participates in a chess club, studies meteorology and has a strange fascination with Kleenex. Uneeda has a large collection of miniatures and dollhouses, but what she really wants is a pony.
Dimensions: 22” (H) x 15” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.
Uniflex
Uniflex, a struggling science fiction writer, has such a strong aversion to daylight that he almost never ventures outdoors. He likes to play Solitaire and is almost always up for a rousing game of pick-up sticks. He’s currently saving up his freelance writing earnings to buy himself The Clapper.
Dimensions: 22” (H) x 13” (W)
Unfortunately, this item has been sold.